There have been shocking rumors racing around the internet that the album was inspired by a new female feline companion. PBMZ.com has obtained several of these photos; please be advised that these images are truly shocking and not for young viewers:
This photo purportedly shows the unnamed companion attacking paparazzi outside the Kittywood hotspot Strings.
The anonymous comport outside J's fabulous KittyHills mansion. No one could confirm whether she was coming or leaving or merely caught while passing by.
PBMZ.com can now confirm that yesterday's firey internet rumor is today's hot new couple! While on set we caught the two posing for photos both together and seperately:
While J would neither confirm or deny, we found out through unamed sources (who later paid the ultimate price for supplying their information) that the new companion is named "Moo Ping". Hailing from Thailand, Ping appeared to be adjusting well to her new environs. She refused to speak to us through an interpreter, but there can be no denying it now -- J has a new lady, and it looks like his high-flying bachelor days are over!
1 comment:
aww, jeffries. Why didn't you just come out and tell us yourself?!
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