Because of my recent physical deformation it is not possible for me to go snowboarding this season. This is particularly devastating because it's a "la nina" year which means a ton of snow for mountain climates. Andrew has been banned from talking and/or discussing anything snow or snowboard-related as it is just too painful to hear. I have identified some other activities which should not be engaged in till next year as well. These include:
1) gazing at the snow-covered mountains for longer than 30 seconds.
2) trying and re-trying on boarding gear.
3) pretending the cats can board and taking them on "runs" down the stairs.
4) using the cats to practice boarding tricks such as a backside 1080.
Next year's boarding season cannot come soon enough....*sigh*
