Yo, what up PBTV Cribz. Welcome to my crib. I'ma show y'all around da place.
This is my office. Bein' da man means I've gots to make bread.
Today I'm showin' some of the new kidz how to run thangs. Eatin' pens properly is very important...
This fool has no clue. I've already showed him how to do it like ten times. Careful, yo!...
If ya don't do it right, it could lead to permanent hair loss. This guy's a tool.
Good help's hard to find, yo. Like check this out -- here's how you're _supposed_ to use a laptop...
Then I walk into Accounting one day and see this. Seriously, just 'cause its an unpaid internship doesn't mean you leave your "A" game at home.
But 'nough of that...
Step on over dis way and I'll show y'all how I likes to chill.
Aw yeah, custom 1966 Laundry XRX Basket with 23" spokes and custom sheet interior. Now _that's_ Pimp!
And when the man really gets you down, ain't nutin' like an in-house massage parlour and masseuse. Now don't y'all look at me funny 'cause I get my fur rubbed by a dude.
Of course, how can you be a fat kat if you don't gots a place to play with the kittens. This is my Love Tree, custom-built with 6 levels for action. Hello, ladies! xoxoxxo...
Aw yeah, that was so sweet I gots to show you another pic. Two roof-top decks _and_ a private penthouse.
A'ight, that's the end of da tour. Thanks PBTV viewers for stoppin' by The J's crib...
...I've got a private staff meeting to attend with da intern from Accounting. Peace!
