J 1972

Feather your bangs and crank up the soft rock, baby. Photos by B. Free Chanos to whoever can guess how she shot these.

Chillaxin

P is chillaxin...



B is chillaxin...



J is chillaxin...



S is chillaxin. Looks like we're rubbing off on the locals.

B and P present Art Day 2007

Part 1: B and Found Object (a couple of doors down out on the sidewalk, not the printer.)




Part 2: B and P attend Not Coffee (WACK)

P and the Temple of Boom

Boxxen in action. I bet you're wondering what's behind the red blanket...




Recently recorded in the Temple of Boom:

Funk 17

Funk 18

B and J -- BFEEE

In case you're not up on your abbreviations, BFEEE means Best Friends for Evah Evah Evah. Word.

Boxxen Roxxors

Two channels of Baby Animal (www.jlmaudio.com) goodness, courtesy of Santa (a.k.a B). In case you're wondering what this thing does, you can plug two microphones into it and it'll amplify them so you can record them. Some microphone amplifiers sound better than others, this is one of those that sounds really good. And it's a good deal if you don't mind some assembly (I bought the box, the knobs, and other assorted bits seperately); the really good ones go for upwards of $2000. My total cost was about 1/10th of that. I've recorded some music with this but nothing worth posting yet.

EDIT: Well, there is this track. Drums were recorded using two mics (sm57 above snare, MXL 909 next to kick) running through the Baby Animal.

J on Cribz

Yo, what up PBTV Cribz. Welcome to my crib. I'ma show y'all around da place.




This is my office. Bein' da man means I've gots to make bread.




Today I'm showin' some of the new kidz how to run thangs. Eatin' pens properly is very important...




This fool has no clue. I've already showed him how to do it like ten times. Careful, yo!...




If ya don't do it right, it could lead to permanent hair loss. This guy's a tool.




Good help's hard to find, yo. Like check this out -- here's how you're _supposed_ to use a laptop...




Then I walk into Accounting one day and see this. Seriously, just 'cause its an unpaid internship doesn't mean you leave your "A" game at home.




But 'nough of that...




Step on over dis way and I'll show y'all how I likes to chill.




Aw yeah, custom 1966 Laundry XRX Basket with 23" spokes and custom sheet interior. Now _that's_ Pimp!




And when the man really gets you down, ain't nutin' like an in-house massage parlour and masseuse. Now don't y'all look at me funny 'cause I get my fur rubbed by a dude.




Of course, how can you be a fat kat if you don't gots a place to play with the kittens. This is my Love Tree, custom-built with 6 levels for action. Hello, ladies! xoxoxxo...




Aw yeah, that was so sweet I gots to show you another pic. Two roof-top decks _and_ a private penthouse.




A'ight, that's the end of da tour. Thanks PBTV viewers for stoppin' by The J's crib...




...I've got a private staff meeting to attend with da intern from Accounting. Peace!

P vs. B

B exerts dominance over P.




P submitting to B.

Ikea Home Catalog, Fall 2006

The Hard Truth

"Listen, uh, J... We're gonna have to cut it down to half a cup."


(and then we showed him the picture)

P & J -- B.F.F.

Fuzzy The Face

Cheeseball

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Migraine Boy

Creampuff

P & B Aniv 1

Lesson 1: When a girl tries to hold your hand...


...go for the jugular.


If not, you'll end up like this.



When you could be doing this instead.

This has been another installment of Life Lessons by p.b.and.j.

B & J

B & J, B.F.F.


J: "Ha, you think you can look this cute?"


B: "Yes, I do."

Shades of J

When we first filmed this segment, J requested that we blur his face to protect his identity. He has since given us permission to photograph him in full.


Wary


Suspicious

Yo, pigs. What up, cow.

"Yo, pigs."


"What up, cow."